Tuesday, May 24, 2011

TSE v ELP


Some people like to do Crosswords. Others Sudoku. Well there is now a new problem solving puzzle doing the rounds called "guess the injunction parties and what they have done."

The media have an unfair advantage in this game. They are passing around a list of 80 injunctions, like a bag of coke, while us little people are given small crusty crumbs. However, they cannot report without getting into trouble whereas we can guess and tell because nobody reads us and all blogs are lies anyway.

To start off with, we can look at an injunction posted online (although we do wonder if these injunctions are so important then why are parts of them put in the public domain?):

Here is an injunction that has recently been posted. TSE v ELP.

The injunction tell us TSE is a footballer and is married. ELP is a model. Now the Sun were a bit naughty and were reprimanded by the Judge for telling us more than was good for our health. So here are some more clues: She is 23 and doesn't really like football. He is an International premiership player. They both drink. He is a dad.

Giles Coren, a journalist, has indicated he knows who TSE is and the rest of us may know who ELP is.

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In our book this is tittle tattle of the lowest order. People have affairs all the time but in this case, because they can afford to stop anyone talking about it, they have paid for silence which the Courts have decided is necessary. This is surely a waste of the Courts time - they have more important issues to resolve than slapping a trivial injunction on a newspaper or two - but they do seem to like handing them out.

Your time starts now ...

17 comments:

  1. Gareth Barry and Kimberley West seems the general consensus

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  2. kimberley west is 18 so no its not her

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  3. Gareth Barry from Manchester City is the player

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  4. I've heard it may be Joe Cole, but the consensus is that it's Barry.

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  5. I thought it was renowned love rat and dark Lord of the Sith Rupert Murdoch.

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  6. Described as a leggy blonde. Twitter rumours that its the girlfriend of a man city team mate.

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  7. The "leggy blonde" must be noted racist Carole Malone. Either that or Boris Johnson.

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  8. John Hemming (MP for Hubris West) and one of his 26 mistresses.

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  9. Anyone know how this superinjunction shit works?

    Couldn't help myself and invited the hot tottie up the road round for a game of scrabble, whilst the missus was at work. Has been going on now for about 6 months but the neighbour has rumbled us and is threatening to tell the missus.

    Can I pop down to the high court and take out one of these injunctions things to stop her doing this. It's going to have a devastating effect on my wife and kids if she spills the beans and I will be in pieces also should this come out.

    Any advise appreciated as I can't afford the 50 grand solicitors fees.

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  10. I,TES, take thee,???, to my lawful wedded Wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death us do part, according to God's holy ordinance; and thereto I plight thee my troth.
    I wonder if ??? still needs the protection of the courts.

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  11. "Any advise appreciated as I can't afford the 50 grand solicitors fees."
    If you've got a good case, Carter-Ruck will take it on a CFA.

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  12. It's one of the Moron brothers - my mate says insider dealer Piers but I reckon it's self-confessed phone hacker Dominic.

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  13. I do not think it is Gareth Barry. Ears look wrong for him

    http://twitterfriends.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/gareth-barry.jpg

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  14. Joe Cole is a possible. Would explain why he was so shit for Liverpool.

    http://www.celebopedia.net/joe-cole/images/joe-cole.jpg

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  15. Kevin Nolan ?????

    http://images.wikia.com/football/en/images/8/8a/Kevin_Nolan.png

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  16. ITS KEVIN NOLAN I HEARD, BUT HE'S NOT REALLY AN INTERNATIONAL IS HE?

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  17. type joe cole in Goggle images search and you will see who it is.

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