Sunday, May 8, 2011

Twitter reveals all


The farce of super injunctions continues.

The Spanish press have named Ryan Giggs as having had an affair with Imogen Wood Thomas. We now have a situation where if you google Ryan Giggs the auto complete says "injunction". So there will be many who are confused as to what this means.

Of course Twitter has been a big resource of speculation and guessing.

Take a look at Twitterer (Billy Jones) who has today tweeted the following:

"Two stars of the TV show Shameless, David Threlfall and Pauline McLynn (Libby Croker) had an affair. Both are married.

Jeremy Clarkson has an injunction preventing the publication or mention of intimate photographs of him and Jemima Khan.

British actor Hugh Bonneville paid £195 for the services of prostitute Helen Wood. Wood used a sex toy on Bonneville.

Gordon Ramsay sexually harassed a female employee and sacked a male chief executive for no reason, he is still owed wages.

British comedian/actor David Schneider is into BDSM and visits spanking establishments to engage in the whipping of women.

Footballer Ryan Giggs had an extramarital affair with Big Brother star Imogen Thomas which lasted for 7 months. "

Of course the mainstream media cannot comment which just adds fuel to the fire. This is all probably just tittle tattle but since the media cannot verify, deny or comment, we must assume it is all lies.

[UPDATE:]
Jemima Khan
I have no super injunction and I had dinner with Jeremy and his wife last night. Twitter, Stop!

80 comments:

  1. A tweet summarises tweets is then blogged and then is tweeted and retweeted. Don't you just love it!

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  2. The Daily Mail published a very odd article about Hugh Bonneville today...

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  3. There is also a twitter account called @superinjunction

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  4. Yeah, that Hugh Bonneville article was most odd. I wondered what the point of it was. Do we now know?

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  5. imogen thomas. not wood. (helen wood is the prossie)

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  6. "imogen thomas. not wood. (helen wood is the prossie)"

    So the spanish press fucked it. I should have read the whole article. sorry ;-)

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  7. Jeremy Clarkson's super Injunction is against his ex-wife publishing her book

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  8. As above says re: Clarkson, all the others are correct.

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  9. Freemason Brother Rod Dadak of Lewis Silkin solicitors took out a super injunction to protect his client Brother Keith Exford (CEO, Affinity Sutton Homes Group).

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  10. No more denials so rest must be true!!

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  11. Every paper has discussed Clarkson/Khan in detail.

    Had there actually been an injunction they wouldn't have done so - see how silent they are on other alleged injunction-taker-outerers.

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  12. hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa fuck y'all special people born with skills or well networked families. Your privilaged sex comes not without a price, like the rest of us. Nature will even us all out in the end. We all die one day. Except G.Ramsey. That pompous cunt will probably live forever

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  13. peoples private lives should be just that. The public does *not* have the "right to know" about people's sex/private lives, celebrity or otherwise. This hunger for mindless gossip that has the nation obsessed is a sad state of affairs. Are the lives of the general public *that* banal that they need to feed off celebrities lives? Everyone should start remembering that celebs are people too. They aren't just there for the public's entertainment. And before the old argument of "They're in the public eye, they're fair game" is brought out, my response is "why should they be?" They do their job, they should be entitled to a life away from the media too.

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  14. Lol the shoe is now on the other fkng foot!!!!!!!

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  15. from todays Daily Mail about Bonneville "But then Hugh’s devotion to wife Lulu is so strong it is understood he is known to fellow thespians as the Ryan Giggs of the showbusiness world, after the famously family-orientated footballer."

    Very subtle.

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  16. brilliant work, bring all the rich bastards out thier seedy little cupboards

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  17. errrr who exactly is Hugh Bonneville 'cos until all this I'd never heard of this 'world famous' actor!!!

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  18. Hugh Bonneville:he`s dishy and quite posh,lord of the manor in Downton Abbey.

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    1. He was in Downton Abbey.

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  19. I bet the press are absolutely loving this, particularly the writer of the Daily Mail article re Hugh Bonneville, I bet they are laughing up their sleeves. Truth is todays news is tomorrows chip paper and if there hadnt been the effort to cover all this up everyone would have forgotten about this a long time ago.

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  20. Is there not a similar injunction involving Woods and Ewan MacGregor?

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  21. it is 100% Ryan Giggs who has the super-injunction all over the news, so that one is a confirmed for all those out there wondering who Imogen Thomas had been cheating with, naughty Giggs!!!

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  22. it was leaked from a employee at united

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  23. they stayed at the rutland hotel sheffield .giggs and a friend booked in when united played a champoins league game away .he didnt travel . i took drinks to there room .

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  24. Super injunctions, snooper injunctions, pooper injunctions.

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  25. Breaking news.....No one has had an affair with anyone, ever. (now wouldn't that be a story!)
    Why all the flap about a few celebs doing whatever.

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  26. ryan . you didnt pay youre bar bill

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  27. £££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££ CAN BUY U LOVE

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  28. This is more boring than I expected

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  29. The Daily Telegraph posted an article on David Schneider today, specifically asking (on behalf of his fans apparently) why he has stopped using Twitter since last week.

    Smoke = Fire.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/twitter/8502585/David-Schneiders-fans-clamour-for-his-return-to-Twitter.html

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  30. This could be a big blow to hookers who like going to bed with celebs and then selling or threatening to sell their stories to the NOTW. Won't somebody think of the bimbos?

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  31. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1384757/Your-Secret-Life-So-mention-wife-Hugh---fact-drives-Volvo.html

    In hindsight this article was brilliant, especially the Ryan Giggs reference, good on them for letting the cat out of the bag....all be it on the quiet.

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  32. I LOVE THIS...
    "errrr who exactly is Hugh Bonneville 'cos until all this I'd never heard of this 'world famous' actor!!!"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  33. I'd like to know the details of the SI taken out by the fascist banker, "Sir" Fred Goodwin who thinks he's "it" ... anyone have details?

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  34. Who can blame Giggsy for smashing his cock into that whore Imogens pussy? I'd fuckin do her too, all fuckin night. Fuckin whore.

    Regards

    Richard Keys

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  35. Giggsy and me smashed Imogens pussy, then i smashed her back doors in, while she swallowed giggsy load, im hoping for a rematch........I WISH....its not true honest, dont make me take out an injunction

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  36. Jeremy Clarkson has teeth like little chips of shit, who the fuck would shag that ugly fucktard. He is a lanky twat who makes silly car DVD's that no one buys, they just download them instead. His misses has tits that she tucks in her knickers.

    Fuck you Clarkson

    Yours sincerely and fuck you very much

    Your number one fan

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  37. Richard Keys (!), you are the reason humanity would be better off being destroyed by aliens.

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  38. What a load of tosh this tweeting is!!!

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  39. Schneider is so repulsive he should beat himself up.

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  40. Don't get upset by "Richard Keys" - this is ironic; Mr Keys was the presenter of Sky Sports who was sacked alongside Andy Grey for making crass, sexist comments during a live broadcast.

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  41. i was at the recording of have i got news for you and one of the panelist sated the man utd player with the super injunction rhymeas with goal only person is scholes this was not aired

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  42. Scholes is a minger, not even fame-desperadoe Imogen Thomas would do him.

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  43. That prossie Helen Wood is a two face bitch, on This Morning when asked by Philip Schofield if there were more names/injunctions likely she sweetly said no. Two hours later she is talking to Sky News having appointed Max Clifford (now there's a surprise!) about publishing a book of her experiences in the USA!

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  44. well about time, giggsy improved on the pitch since all this came to light go on giggsy

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  45. looking at the list of z listed 'celebs' apart from giggsy, looks like a publicity stunt to improve there celebrity status to make them seem more interesting.

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  46. prossie wood is super mad about all these injunctions SHE CANT SELL HER STORY ABOUT SOMEONE NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT

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  47. family people, they have to much time and money, and don,t live on the same planet. super injunctions to protect there good name not there spouses or children, very week people...

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  48. It is a supreme irony, given the role for which he is most famous, that Hugh Bonneville apparently prefers to use the tradesman's entrance..........

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  49. *Richard Keys (!), you are the reason humanity would be better off being destroyed by aliens.*

    Ironis humour is exponentially less funny when thick cunts like you don't get it.

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  50. Would ya like a nice super-injunction, Mrs Doyle? Aw, go on! Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on!

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  51. these celebs aren't the same as the rest of us. i personally don't buy tabloid papers or OK/hello shite. I don't care what they get up to but when they take out an injunction it means that the woman (in the majority of cases) cannot talk about the breakup of a relationship even in private. If she does she has the threat of prison over her. If these people want to protect there families they shouldn't be sleeping around.
    To the person who was saying they should be protected and there private lives should be left alone, i wonder if they would be so comfortable if they were watching Michael Barrymore on there screens because he managed to gag the press?

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    1. Their - belonging to them, the heir
      There - not here but somewhere else
      They'ye - they are

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  52. since the media cannot verify, deny or comment, we must assume it is all true.

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  53. Re. Barrymore. This is why gagging is so dangerous, immoral and should not be done. The rich will end up evading justice while the rest of us will, quite rightly, have to face the music if we do wrong. It's a passport to do whatever they want and that's why I said f*ck football a couple of years ago, it wasn't the sport I recognised anymore and refuse to give them my money via tickets to pay for their injunctions that allow them to do what they want and they really do need to be controlled as there are a few among them that are arrogant thugs and will take what they want regardless of consent. Also, Gary Glitter would still be prowling around f*cking up lives so to the press, for that alone, I personally am grateful.

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  54. Fake Richard Keys post was hilarious.

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  55. These so called celebs take the money, and think that they can do what they want, when they want, with out any consequences - Well tough, life is not really like that. We are all accountable for what we do, why should the rich be any different?

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  56. FREEDOM OF SPEECH FREEDOM OF OPINION. these celebs don't repulse me half as much as the lawmakers in this country. may they and their children die horrific, slow and painful deaths for being so disgustingly arrogant. how fucking dare they. CUNTS!!

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  57. Richard Keys also has a super injunction out to prevent a DVD of him having 'chocolate' sex (not as nice as it sounds) with a hooker in a s+m club being released. At this particular club they film all the activity to absolve the working women of responsibility if something goes wrong and clients are given the DVD when they leave. When Keys got home his DVD was blank - the original is now in circulation. This is absolutely true - I know his lawyer's best mate. Ask any red-top journalist, it will come out sooner or later.

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  58. F Lampard has a taken a super injunction, he has behaved very badly over the past few years

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  59. It is fatso Lampard

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  60. Do you know what freedom of speech means lamps

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  61. leading City solicitor Peter Crystal of Memery Crystal is a rapist
    Gordon Brown's gay lover is an Edinburgh QC
    The Earl of Derby owes £2m to Crockfords and Les Ambassadeurs gaming clubs

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  62. ^^ I used to work for an MP and it was an open secret that Gordon Brown was gay. Wonder if he will ever "come out"

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  63. fuck me if giggs is the 1 just come out with it so you fucked her won't be the first won't be the last wife must have been a crap fuck.

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  64. But she thought they had a future & he told her he loved her!!! Did he ever take her out for a meal, to the pics, anywhere? No, she sneaked into hotel rooms for a quick shag & knew full well he was married, so why is everyone feeling sorry for her. She's not a kid and has a history of trying to bag, (shag!), a footballer.
    Also, the wife, (wag), as per usual, is ataying put coz she must llove him as well. Amazing how money colours the female view of men. Admit it, Imogen, you got used and, you fully deserved it. Now go away & find an unmarried fella....

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  65. I've always found Hugh Bonneville rather sexy personally. Hugh if you're reading this don't waste £195 again, come round to mine, I'll don my strap on and do you up the marmite motorway for nowt.

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  66. Married men sneaking away for a quick fuck and the prostitute waiting with legs wide open...poor wife oblivious... not to mention the STDs of course. Wonderful innit?
    Oh well, Karma's a bitch.

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  67. This is all very amusing, this has been going on for years. Most footballers have taken out a gagging order against women (blackmail). Recently we had J Terry, Ashley Cole F Lampard & co. have used and abused lots of women over the years. The people I feel very sorry for are the children. The parents pretend to be protective. It is time the social services acted

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  68. I wonder if making $10 million + a year is worth being slandered and talked about in such a gross fashion?!

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  69. Latest updates are stating that a US publication is about to run an article outing the "famous family man actor" that paid £195 to have sex with Helen Wood. When are the UK courts going to see what a farce superinjunctions are in the age of the internet? Even my Gran, who doesn't know how to use a pc, found out about David Furnish because even if you don't have internet access, everyone knows someone who does. I suppose we will find out if it is Hugh Bonnville or Ewan McGregor.

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    1. But I have yet to see this article online, have you? And what US publication is it?

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  70. This story is oddly old. yet new again today.
    http://tinyurl.com/famous-actor-injunction

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  71. Why are the US press digging up a 5 year old story? Have the English Press planted it there?

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  72. Helen Wood's clients should demand their money back! (assuming confidentiality was a prerequisite expectation)
    She is giving hookers a bad name....
    If true....she should be arrested, jailed for prostitution and seeking money with menace.
    Ordinary working girls are arrested, why not this person.....after all she is bragging about committing multiple offenses!

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  73. This is crazy time.
    http://tinyurl.com/who-is-psj-yma

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